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basically this is a compilation of my many insomnia induced makeup attempts. enjoy my crazy brain.
  • 221bitssmallerontheoutside:

    guopei:

    today i was talking to some boys about how gender roles influence their minute-to-minute behaviours and they were all “not necessarily i mean not all-” and i said “one example is interrupting women when they talk and dismissing their ideas” and silence

    OH SHIT

    (Source: tsav, via vaguely-pedophilic-swingset)

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  • perks-of-being-whoyouare:

    Today in biology my teacher talked about how gay people don’t choose to be gay, and he explained in in depth. At the end of his lecture everyone applauded except some kid said “I still hate fags” and my teacher said “and everyone still hates you” the kid sat down and never said another word

    (Source: xameroon, via vaguely-pedophilic-swingset)

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  • mydearcucumberbatch:

    gayisthenewokay:

    if i was bisexual i would use this line all the time

    I am bisexual and plan to use this line often in the future

    (Source: cantcontrolthegay, via vaguely-pedophilic-swingset)

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  • brused:

    cassbones:

    inspookableassghosts:

    you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how math works

    hey that means charity will also get unlimited money so I’m game

    so both charity and I get unlimited money, sounds like a win win situation.

    (Source: eternalgirlscout, via vaguely-pedophilic-swingset)

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  • urtube:

    pointless-posts-and-fandoms:

    ibelieveinthilbo:

    the—fandom—has—claimed—me:

    ropunzel:

    brigwife:

    borrowed-blue-box:

    REALLY, AGAIN? THE FUCKING REBLOG BUTTON WAS
    RIGHT
    THERE
    JESUS CRUST

    jesus crust

    image

    this post is a mess

    That is a tortilla. Tortillas do not have crusts.

    Hello police please arrest this post

    (via vaguely-pedophilic-swingset)

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  • doktahwincestangelsjohnlock:

    platypus-in-a-bottle:

    dontletthemknowyourdying:

    umfag:

    naturesafterthought:

    iraffiruse:

    #justjesusythings

    We’re all going to hell

    this post might be the best thing ive seen on here

    I’m a Christian and I reblogged this. Is that bad

    you’re going to hell

    as am I now, another christian

    thanks to you i need to go to hell too

    All y’all motherfuckers need Jesus

    (via vaguely-pedophilic-swingset)

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  • twirlingtroye:

    sivan-oakley:

    i cant sTOP

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    THANK YOU SO MUCH

    (via vaguely-pedophilic-swingset)

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  • joichang:

    riddlemetom:

    unfollower:

    I like how sweden just decided one day that gender is fucking bullshit so they got a gender neutral pronoun and stopped separating boy clothes and girl clothes and have pictures of spiderman pushing a baby stroller in a toy magazine why isn’t every country like sweden

    you push that stroller sassy spiderman!

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    you fight those bad guys girlfriend!

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    you style that hair lil’ dude!

    image

    and in that moment, i swear we all wanted to be swedish.

    (via vaguely-pedophilic-swingset)

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  • a-long-time-ago-on-gallifrey:

    deaths-impala:

    iveneverhadnutella:

    This guy in my class likes to think he’s the only one who knows about tumblr
    When a girl messed up her presentation he literally held up a drawn star that said ‘you tried’ and said to me “you probably won’t get it it’s an Internet thing.”

    please say you slapped him

    im just gonna keep reblogging this until he finds it

    hes here somewhere

    (Source: shinyjpg, via vaguely-pedophilic-swingset)

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  • werey0uh0nestwithy0urself:

    aminaabramovic:

    I don’t get these posts that go like “part of me wants to be a hot girl at the bar and the other part of me wants to read and sip tea in a bookstore”

    like you can wear red lipstick and a leather jacket and sip tea and dance in the rain and go to the gym and curl up in bed and get turnt the fuck up and go to church

    you can literally have it all sis

    the world is yours

    This is the most inspiring thing I have ever read

    (via vaguely-pedophilic-swingset)

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  • Reblog/Like this post if you like Eragon/The Inheritance Cycle

    fuck-kirk:

    I’m trying to see how big the fandom is. This is such a great series and it seems like the fandom has died out and im dedicating myself to reviving it. So come on, Riders! Let’s revive this fandom!

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  • |Alagaësia Races| Fashion Inspiration

    Elves

    (Source: thealagaesiaguide)

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